damien

[experimint]

meme

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[experimint]

Oh.

[ ... ]

Well, relationships are... pretty weird. You can be pretty close to someone and not date.

[highrisk]

[ he visibly regrets saying anything!!!!!!! ]

Yeah, yeah, sure, whatever.

[experimint]

See. This is why it's easier not to date.

[highrisk]

[ a little amused huff ]

... Mm. Guess it works for some people, but maybe not everyone.

[experimint]

Yeah.

And you can do like, other things in that time.

[highrisk]

[ he does a little, like, 'eehhhh' hand gesture. what does it mean to have... hobbies? interests??? ]

[experimint]

Oh, there has to be something you do.

[highrisk]

Not really...?

[experimint]

... how do you usually spend your time...?

[highrisk]

I dunno, wasting time online? Reading?

[ 'wasting time' is very apt. ]

[experimint]

Oh...

What kind of books?

[highrisk]

[ a shrug ]

Anything? I like fantasy, I guess.

[experimint]

... I see.

Wizards?

[highrisk]

Knights.

[experimint]

Oh! That's much better than wizards.

[highrisk]

Wizards are boring.

[experimint]

They are! They're pretty lame.

[ fuck wizards! ]

[highrisk]

... You got wizards, where you're from?

[ she is wearing a crown and made of bubblegum so this doesn't seem like a stretch ]

[experimint]

[ she does not have her crown actually it would count as an item in this game because it's magic

but she nods. ]

Yeah. Loads of them. They sometimes kidnap you.

[highrisk]

[ oh nvm. well i still think there's Reason To Suspect Magic!!!! ]

Sounds annoying.

[experimint]

Super annoying! This one guy keeps trying to marry me.

[highrisk]

Have you tried telling him no?

[experimint]

No. I never once thought of that.

[highrisk]

[ ........... he knows that's sarcasm but just goes along with it ]

Well, there you go, then.

[experimint]

If only you could move to the Candy Kingdom to be my consultant.

[ of what. ice king crimes? ]