damien

[experimint]

meme

Comments

[experimint]

Oh...

What kind of books?

[highrisk]

[ a shrug ]

Anything? I like fantasy, I guess.

[experimint]

... I see.

Wizards?

[highrisk]

Knights.

[experimint]

Oh! That's much better than wizards.

[highrisk]

Wizards are boring.

[experimint]

They are! They're pretty lame.

[ fuck wizards! ]

[highrisk]

... You got wizards, where you're from?

[ she is wearing a crown and made of bubblegum so this doesn't seem like a stretch ]

[experimint]

[ she does not have her crown actually it would count as an item in this game because it's magic

but she nods. ]

Yeah. Loads of them. They sometimes kidnap you.

[highrisk]

[ oh nvm. well i still think there's Reason To Suspect Magic!!!! ]

Sounds annoying.

[experimint]

Super annoying! This one guy keeps trying to marry me.

[highrisk]

Have you tried telling him no?

[experimint]

No. I never once thought of that.

[highrisk]

[ ........... he knows that's sarcasm but just goes along with it ]

Well, there you go, then.

[experimint]

If only you could move to the Candy Kingdom to be my consultant.

[ of what. ice king crimes? ]

[highrisk]

[ a little snrk at candy kingdom, sorry ]

I don't know if I could keep up.

[experimint]

It wouldn't be that hard.

Was that funny?

[highrisk]

Yeah. It's like that board game.

[experimint]

... what board game?

[highrisk]

Candy Land.

[experimint]

What's it about? Is this copyright infringement?

[highrisk]

[ did you cross-world copyright your kingdom PB? i would not put it past her. ]

I don't know if it's about anything. It's for babies so it's really simple.

[experimint]

There's nothing simple about the Candy Kingdom, [ except its citizens ] it's very intricate.

[ she's offended ]

[highrisk]

... Guess it's not copyright infringement, then.

[ that's not how that works ]

[experimint]

Okay! Good!

I wish to find this... game.