damien

[experimint]

meme

Comments

[highrisk]

Think we should start showing up with knives on Sundays?

[experimint]

I feel like that'll backfire at some point.

[highrisk]

Sure, but going in unarmed is already backfiring.

[experimint]

True, true...

Everyone has the cute knife, at least, so there's that.

[highrisk]

... Hard to feel threatening when your knife has heart stickers on it.

[experimint]

It doesn't matter what it looks like if it can still stab someone.

[highrisk]

True. Even the goat thing was a nightmare to look at, and it did some damage.

[experimint]

Yeah. That was...

[ a long pause ]

That was a lot.

[highrisk]

We keep seeing stuff that looks like it came out of the back-to-school for kids aisle...

[experimint]

[ ugghhh ]

I wonder what's with all the animal stuff, too? What does that have to do with colors?

[highrisk]

[ YEAH ]

And how are we supposed to tell when it's some weird sentient thing or just an animal that escaped the petting zoo?

Does it even matter which it is?

[experimint]

... the petting zoo animals aren't secretly evil, are they?

[highrisk]

They might be...

[experimint]

That crow is a real jerk.

[highrisk]

Crows always are.

[experimint]

Does this mean we need to also look out for those random animals that show up during the week?

[ the next day they order coffee from a panda ]

[highrisk]

Think we just have to stay aware of our surroundings... Animals like that will be hard to miss.

[experimint]

Yeah. But everyone has been doing cute bonding activities with them.

[highrisk]

Can't exactly advocate for attacking them when they aren't doing anything wrong yet...

[experimint]

I guess...

I mean, it might be nothing, it's just... strange for them to look similar...

[highrisk]

Think it's just how things look here.

[experimint]

Apparently.

Ugh. It's just more stuff we have to keep an eye out for.

[highrisk]

Aaand hope it's not too late when something comes up.

Not loving that this is our only play.

[experimint]

Pretty much... we mostly just react to stuff, then try to plan accordingly, but then something new happens that would be impossible to account for and we have to start over.

[highrisk]

... Someone needs to figure out a real way to get the upper hand.

[ not him but like

someone ]