kashuu

[experimint]

i'll find a meme

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[slashay]

[Yay-oh...]

Huh. Sounds like a party or something. [Well,] Is it a game? Like table tennis?

[He will also grab a yaoi paddle.]

[experimint]

Maybe! We should go find balls so we can play.

[ i hate this

where are some balls in the anime store ]

[slashay]

[I ALSO HATE THIS... But he will look around and then point over toward a gachapon machine.]

Looks like there's some balls in there? We can get one out and use it.

[experimint]

Good idea! Yay sports.

[ it's said genuinely enthusiastically, as if this is the same as professional football ]

[slashay]

[It is the next professional football so that's sensible.

Anyway, he'll go over there and fish a little plastic ball out of the top, completely ignoring how gachapon machines should work. His city now.]

O-kay! I'll grab a few, these feel kinda flimsy...

[experimint]

I guess we can do... whoever manages to not break some gets an extra points?

[ sports! ]

[slashay]

Ooh, good rule! [They really are just making up their own sport.] O-kay, now we just gotta find a table to play it on.

[experimint]

[ hmmm

she will wander over to one that's covered in a bunch of merch and will simply




push it all to the ground ]

[slashay]

[Works for him! What's a little property damage in love, war and sportsball.]

Oh, nice! That's like, the perfect size for this.

[Moving over to one side after setting the capsules down in the center, except for one.]

--I guess it's gonna be a little weird to play without a net, but it should be fine, right?

[experimint]

Yeah... oh well, let's just consider it easy mode for now?

[ until they string up a body pillow as a net ]

[slashay]

[PLEASE THEIR BODY PILLOW NET. Anyway he lines up and holds this capsule like he's getting ready to whack it across the table.]

Sure, sure! What's our point system gonna look like?

[experimint]

Maybe you get a point whenever the other person misses? And when they break it open...

First to... what's a good number? Twenty?

[slashay]

Oh, good plan! O-kay, let's get going then--

[WHACKS THE GACHA BALL WITH THE PADDLE WAY TOO HARD. It immediately bursts open and sends a little bootleg Sn*rlax flying across the table.]

[experimint]

Wow.

[ .... she picks it up and sets it to the side. referee now. ]

Good arm.

[slashay]

[Omnipotent Sn*rlax...]

I... think these things are just more delicate than they look, honestly. Give one a try.

[experimint]

[ she will grab one, and then go to hit it



except she does it too softly because she's trying to be careful, and it just plops down. ]

[slashay]

[He's getting the feeling that perhaps their ball choice was..........bad.]

...Maybe there's something more like an actual ball in here that isn't, like, hard plastic.

[experimint]

... maybe.

[ she's going to start looking at all the merch




they should use an omanjuu. ]

[slashay]

[PLEASE IT'S JUST AN OMANJUU who's it an omanjuu of, he's just grabbing one without looking at the face.]

Ooh, what about this? It doesn't look like it'll come apart if we whack it.

[experimint]

Yeah! It's perfect. Let's try it.

[ we can decide who it is after they murder this ball ]

[slashay]

O-kay! Here we go--

[WHACKIN IT OVER. It does not burst this round... Hope it's Buzen so he just feels terrible about it when it inevitably shreds to bits from the force of their yaoi paddling.]

[experimint]

[ this is for the gays!

but she will hurry over to smack buzen back. ]

It's working...

[slashay]

[This is an exciting development, frankly?!]

It is! Wow--

[Smacking sweet Buzen back!]

--I wasn't really expecting it to, honestly.

[experimint]

I believe we have created a new sport, Kashuu.

[ her tone is so serious ]

[slashay]

What should we call it?

[WHY DOES HE SOUND EXCITED.]