[Her bitterness?? There's a note of curiosity in his voice, but he doesn't ask just yet since he's busy glancing back at the arrangement and then sticking another dark grey bloom in.]
Mmm... Maybe we can try to add some new flowers or something?
[He taps his chin, but his nose wrinkles as she continues to talk because she's RIGHT. He's also adding "people can get really in their butts" to his vernacular.]
That's true, though. This lady's already so picky...
[my only goal this game is for him to use it in trial before endgame]
Yeah, plus there's normal levels of freaking out and then... Y'know, throwing vases at the wall 'cuz you don't like how one shade of grey matches up to another.
[As if on cue, a different arrangement that some poor ghost had been working on goes flying past them.]
This kinda thing totally kills any excitement I had for helping out with a wedding...
[SIGHING what a whiny baby, but also, in this moment he is valid.]
Maybe we can just leave her. Sink or swim! If you're being a jerk to the people you're working with, then you totally don't deserve to work with anyone!
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[ she sounds bitter when she says 'most' :/ grudgewank... ]
Maybe put in another dark gray.
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[Her bitterness?? There's a note of curiosity in his voice, but he doesn't ask just yet since he's busy glancing back at the arrangement and then sticking another dark grey bloom in.]
--Ooh! Nice choice, that does look better.
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[ but she claps her hands. ]
Perfect! It has... contrast.
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[Getting to marry people off without having to deal with pre-marriage bridezilla ghosts...
He nods, though, placing his hands on his hips.]
Yup! But I really wish it had color, even if these things are allergic to colors or something.
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[ says the person who is literally pink ]
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Exactly! Even if it's just a little accent color on a monochrome outfit.
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[ bring some color in......... ]
But people can get really in their butts about wedding decor.
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[He taps his chin, but his nose wrinkles as she continues to talk because she's RIGHT. He's also adding "people can get really in their butts" to his vernacular.]
That's true, though. This lady's already so picky...
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Yeah. I know that weddings stress people out, but you can only use that as an excuse for so long, right?
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Yeah, plus there's normal levels of freaking out and then... Y'know, throwing vases at the wall 'cuz you don't like how one shade of grey matches up to another.
[As if on cue, a different arrangement that some poor ghost had been working on goes flying past them.]
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THAT ONE WASN'T EVEN BAD! LOWER YOUR STANDARDS!
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[SIGHING what a whiny baby, but also, in this moment he is valid.]
Maybe we can just leave her. Sink or swim! If you're being a jerk to the people you're working with, then you totally don't deserve to work with anyone!
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...Then let's just do a couple more and leave after that. That's probably good enough, right?
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[ they will be good decorators and shit talk the bride behind her back like professionals ]